Jordans Blog

Enjoy Happy Wheels Online...I Did

2012-01-27T02:35:00.000-08:00

With a bit of a morbid twist, Happy Wheels Online gives the 2D side-to-side scrolling game a sense of the violent. Not the violence that comes with guns or weaponry, but in the form of bodily damage. The objective is to maneuver through the obstacle course in order to cross the finish line.

There are various characters you can choose from to run the obstacle courses. Each one has a different set of wheels and special abilities when you hit the space bar. Using the arrow keys to move forward, backward, shift your balance, and the special abilities combined, you need to get your player to the other side of the level without getting him killed. Dangerous hazards are all over the map to cause physical damage to your player and eventually, you limbs start coming off one or two at a time, depending on the damage taken. A fall from one height may cause your leg to fly off, while a drop from a higher locale will cause both of them to fly off. At one point, I was dragging a bloody stump, which used to be my leg, behind me as I raced toward the finish line.

The controls take a little bit to get used to. While using the wheel chair character, it was a bit difficult to get down the balance as I raced forward. Hitting the space bar for his jet packs (yes, jet packs on the wheel chair) would send him into a flying tizzy, at which point I slammed into the mountain side head first. I realized my character was dead from his head exploding and getting a small morbid chuckle out of the impact.

Since there wasn't a time limit, I could slowly take my time to cross the board. However, I soon found out that some areas require speed to make the jump. Otherwise, you fall for an extremely long time down a hole in the ground until you literally explode on impact at the bottom. Another chuckle.

I'm normally not one to advocate violence, but this game struck me funny for some reason. With plenty of animated blood flying about when body parts start coming off, this may get the attention of parents. However, its less than what most violent console games have and it is quite fun and challenging. If you are looking for a way to blow an hour or so, this game is definitely worth a look.

Give it a go! you can play Happy Wheels at Fizzle Games

New Physics Game - Wake Up The Box 3

2011-12-23T03:59:00.000-08:00

So I'm no stranger to a Physics game or two as you'll know! But a 3rd game has been released in a sequal that I love! Wake Up The Box 3 is the latest to hit the game sites I play and I can't get enough of it!

Basically there is a sleeping box sat on a wooden structure and what you have to do is place other pieces of wood around each level and structure to knock the box off his sleeping spot to wake him up (hence the name)

There's 16 levels this time which I think is less than previous released games but these levels do seem better planned out.

If you've never played a physics game before (you probably will of done - angry birds) then this is definitly worth a try and best of all it can be played by all ages so even the old fogies like me can get into this one! haha

>> Play Wake Up The Box 3

5 Addictive Online Flash Car Games

2011-11-10T01:09:00.000-08:00

There are some fascinating and truly addictive free car games that are designed to bring you fun and challenges. If the thrill of the race is what you find exciting why not consider playing one of these 5 fast paced racing games the next time you have a few spare moments?

With Monster Rally you choose the monster car you prefer from four different models. There are a total of four tracks to challenge your driving skills and if you want to upgrade your vehicles you can earn the money by winning the race. The more money you earn the better the upgrades, and the faster your monster car will be able to run.

Try Toy Car Parking when you are searching for a new online racing game to try. This game is as much fun for younger players as it is for teens and adults. You have to drive through the parking garage to find the ultimate parking space, but watch out for the toys that are littering the floors of the garage. You get to earn bonus points but only if you can keep the car away from the toys.

Formula Racer puts the excitement of F1 car racing right in your hands. This online flash car game is a combination of speed and skill and you are sure to enjoy the stunning graphics. As you complete each racing circuit you have the opportunity to unlock extra bonuses and secret levels if you are the winner of the race.

Red Cross Rush puts you behind the wheel of an ambulance that is equipped to take down any vehicle in its way. You will find that this is one of the car games that will appeal to both kids and adults.

Race to Kill is a car game with an espionage mission, and you are the person charged with defeating the enemy. In addition to a fast and furious car you also get to create explosions along the way as you attempt to blow the enemy base into smithereens. Race for your life in a high-tech car, but don’t forget about the ultimate aim of this mission.

Forza Motorsport 4 Offers Gamers New Experience

2011-10-26T07:21:00.000-07:00

The release of the latest title within the Forza Motorsport series has already set the car games market and has already won the plaudits of a vast number of dedicated gamers that have already taken to the wheel to put the pedel to the metal.

With a new graphic engine that has clearly moved car games into a new era of console gaming, the definitions of detail that developers Microsoft have placed into the latest racing title to hit the shelves has left Xbox 360 gamers scrambling for retailers to experience the thrill of the race for themselves.

Due to the introduction of the compatibility with the increasingly popular Xbox Kinect, gamers have now been handed a much more life like gaming experience as they take control of the steering wheel in the most realistic manner ever, really offering them the chance to be able to feel that they are truely behind the wheel of their latest supercar.

Branching out from the old style of car racing console games, Forza has this time been created to be more social than ever, handing you the chance to be able to create a specialist 'dream team' of drivers, bodyworkers and painters from within the ever increasing Forza community.

Dedicated to offering players the chance to really get to grips with some of the most sort after cars in the world, Forza have enrolled over 80 car manufactures into their latest offer, giving gamers the chance to get behind the wheel of one of their favourite cars and push it to the virtual extremes from the comfort of their own home.

Offering the most realistic motor racing capacity in car game history, Forza Motorsport 4 has set the bar for other developers to aim for, sparking an epic battle to create something more powerful, more exciting and more appealing that the latest big title to hit the console gaming retailers.

Want To Play Online Poker For Free Like Me?

2011-10-21T03:04:00.000-07:00

Well I know that the only people that will be reading this blog are likely to be my friends as they are the only ones that will bother to read the waffle that I can sometimes produce, it’s a way of venting the wonderful world that I live in within my head!

But this post is here to give you a little more to your life that simply reading over the weird and strange things that I often have to say and could even be your first step to becoming a millionaire, with the help of online poker.

Okay so the recession is in full flow and if you’re like me you have more brass on your jeans button than you do in your pocket but here comes the good news…

You can play online poker for free, risk free and without the need to deposit any money!

Yep, you heard right, you can play real money poker online without the need to put any of your own money into any online poker site, making this a sure fire way to trying to make the millions of dollars that you are looking to make to ensure that you never have to work another day in your life!

With the evolution of online poker continuing to grow, it seems that there are a number of poker websites that are beginning to offer no deposit poker opportunities for players just like you and me, and all you have to do is learn how to act in particular situations that you will find yourself in while playing!

Yeah, you get paid to learn the stuff that is going to give you the ammo that you need to make your free online poker money into thousands or millions!!

Ignore my post at your peril but so far I have been able to get to grips with the poker quizzes that pay me to complete and join the site of their choice while playing freeroll tournaments on other sites that have been reviewed and recommended to me.

Easy money yes, but you can’t draw on it until you exceed the free cash amount but still, I’m up $200 so far and that’s thanks to the fact that I had to complete a ‘how to play poker’ quiz to unlock my free money!

Want to play? Well if you are a friend of mine just send me a message and I’ll talk you through it, if not then you must have the wrong site so i’m sorry that you experienced the way in which my mind works!

Cursed Treasure Flash Game Review

2011-10-21T01:06:00.000-07:00

Cursed Treasure is a free online strategy game created by IriySoft. The object of the game is to protect your gems from being stolen by enemies.

The controls in this game were pretty simple. You’re using the mouse to control everything. To build multiple towers or to cast multiple spells on your enemies, hold the shift key down before clicking.

To destroy the enemies you have to build towers. There are 3 basic towers: den, crypt, and temple. The den can only be built on a grass tile. The crypt can only be built on a snow tile. The temple can only be built on a rock tile. To build towers you use your gold. Each time you destroy an enemy you will earn gold to buy your towers. Your towers gain experience points for shooting at enemies, and that’s how your towers are upgraded. The towers you place automatically fire at enemies that come within range. There are also 3 spells: cut out, frenzy, and meteor. Cut out spell clears the forest. Frenzy increases the fire rate of your towers. Meteor damages all the enemies in the area you select. To cast the spell, you click the spell button of the spell you would like to use, select the enemy that needs to be destroyed and click again. The first couple of times playing, the enemies were able to get my gems and run away with them. After I figured out to place the towers where they were the most beneficial, it made it a little easier. Planning out a strategy to keep the enemies away from the gems helped. Even if you fail a level, you're still granted experience points, so you can just level up and try again. Still the game was very challenging for me.

Overall, the game is fun to play and addictive. Although it was challenging and I wasn’t getting very far in the game, I found myself wanting to keep trying to succeed. I also liked that I could control the speed of the games using the time control buttons.

The graphics to this game are a little dull. I think they could’ve used a little bit more coloring and detail. The game play seems to flow well with no hesitations. I found the music to be very repetitive, but it went well with the game.

Flash Game Review of Happy Wheels

2011-10-12T01:26:00.000-07:00

Happy Wheels is a graphic based flash game which is very interesting and addictive to play. Major keys of the keyboard like four arrows, a space bar, shift, ctrl and ‘z’ alphabet are used to play the game. Firstly you need to select the character and have to start with a chair, cycle or any vehicle kept to ride.

This was a game by Jim Bonacci, quite interesting to play but finds boring after playing more than five times. Before the start of this game, you can find a happy start up to some path. After crossing through some hurdles and breaks, the character will lost some parts of the body and bleeding starts. If you are unable to go quickly that bleeding continues and game will exit soon. Both the character and the vehicle disperse by the ups and downs of the path. Children finds violence and bleeding, thus lacks the interest to play again.

The objective behind playing this game is to go far with a vehicle on the specified path without losing any part of the body or drop of blood. If you want to reach higher paths, you should press space bar and then have to try to reach there. The game is in a challenging manner in which the slogan “try and try until you win” repeats in your mind. With a single obstacle, your character may lose a leg or some blood. Once it starts, automatically the body parts one by one goes and the character dies soon. So to the maximum extent, you need to play with lot of patience. Though the games are played for fun, these types of games should be played with patience.

If you are in lack of such confidence and patience, you cannot get back to play the game again and again. The graphics given to this game are exciting in which the vehicles and the characters are designed specially. The path is so dizzy that some small paths add in the mean while and how ever makes the way to next path. The graphics can be said to as best of most flash games played. The music when the character hurts is so pitiable and drags our heart to feel as if someone is really dying. The yellow and black paths jump the character and vehicle to the highest level and you should destine from that location where to go.

I also found a new site today from the same creators of Free-Games.net where I play all my games and its called PlayVille so I'm kinda looking forward to seeing what sort of games we start seeing on there =D

Flash Game Review of Raze 2

2011-09-27T05:33:00.000-07:00

One of the best games that you can play on the web, is known as Raze 2. This game is unique in it's own way. There are several sites that offer players to play the game at no cost at all. The whole point of this game is just mainly you have to protect yourself against your enemies. This is a shooting game, so if you love shooting games, then you are going to love Raze 2.

They will set you up with weapons that you will be able to use on your shooting spree. They will also give you the necessary equipment that you need in order to survive. Your main objective is to save the human race, because there are going to be alien forces waiting to fight you.You will choose how the game is played. That is why you have to make your decisions wisely.

There are certain keys that you will have to use in order to make your way through the game. There are certain keys for movement, aiming/shooting, use ability, pause, and many more. They will explain those keys to you before you begin playing the game. It may take a while to get use to at first, but you will get the hang of it as you play more. It is some what of a challenging game, but it is not hard to pick up at all. They will give you 3 chances to play the game before it has to be recharged, so you should make the best of those 3 chances and see how far you can get.

The graphics of the game, in my opinion, just beautiful. They were dark and I believe well put together. The sound of course is pretty loud, just like any ordinary shooting game. It can be annoying to some people if they do not like a lot of noise. It can get pretty addicting because it gives you a challenge that you do not want to give up on until you have defeated it. Overall, this game is enjoyable for a first time player.

Play Raze 2

The Review Of Angry Birds Rio Online

2011-09-08T08:21:00.000-07:00

Well, I am not the guy who is stuck to the online flash arcade games. I am one of those guys, who was not one bit impressed with the famous Pac Man online flash games. Being a freelance writer, I have to stay stuck with assignments. Yet, some of the arcade games are rather cool, like Mario Forever and others.

My friend, who is a big fan of the Anne Hathaway starrer, recommended me to play the online version of Angry Birds Rio. I thought of giving it a try. Some time back, I found the live online Angry Birds Rio. Anything to do with birds had to be tied in with the movie’s merchandising plans. However, having played it now, I can give what would be my first ever review of an online arcade game.

I had been aware of the popularity of the game Angry Birds. It has to do something with wild-eyed birds flinging stones and other birds. They were meant to beat up the mean pigs in the game. The rules and gameplay of the recent game are pretty much the same. The characters from the movie, Blu and Jewel feature in the game. However, they have little to do with that. Yeah, the movie’s arch nemesis Nigel is there as well. But the concept remains the same. Our avian heroes have to fling and catapult at locked cages and forts to rescue the trapped birds.

The game scores high in its interface and its cleverly designed traps and puzzles. While the gameplay would be simple enough for the Angry Birds veterans, there are a lot more levels and puzzles to binge at. The birds would be locked up in ingenious contraptions. You need to use your catapulting skills to crash the locked cages. There are also many goodies to collect on the way. The game’s backgrounds are rather attractive as well. And each level has something unexpected for you. It will be a great practice round for those, who have licked their chops over the earlier version. You need to rely on all your skill and abilities to win each level of the game. The goodies will help matters, of course!

Obviously, the only niggle with the game is that it is a bit limited. So, those, who are skilled enough, will finish the game in some time. Well, that is not really a problem. They would like to start again!

You can play the game free online here; Angry Birds Rio Online

Racing Car Flash Games

2011-08-20T00:48:00.000-07:00

Playing games can be highly addictive regardless if they are embedded online or hooked up to a television. With the internet overruling gaming consoles that consist of a wire hook up to their television, website flash games have attracted most of the population because of the convenience the internet provides. Although flash games may not engage in the delicate graphic designs unlike most gaming consoles video games, the games that are originated by flash can be entertaining and offer a difficult challenge to those that participate.

There is a hefty load of flash game categories on the world wide web today. Many of the flash games resort to an adventure where the gamer must find specific objects or make it through a challenging world. Some famous flash games consist of racing with cars, bikes, and even monster trucks! Here are a few popular car games that must be checked out.

Mario Kart Circuit

Gamers must be interested in Mario Bros or Super Mario Brothers to even have a chance at this game! This fun-filled racing flash game has a similar playing field as Super Mario Brothers. Players are able to choose from Mario, Luigi, Toad, or Yoshi and use their character to jump and speed through this game. Do not forget to hit those blocks above to gain some items to help you through the levels!

Desert Rage
When a gamer chances this flash game, Desert Rage will steal their hearts. One must use a bike to climb up tough terrains. Be careful not to flip over and land on your back or your head because that means it is game over! The graphics on this flash game happens to be satisfying for the eyes.

Buggy Craze
This off-road ATV happens to have a tough obstacle course, but the challenge will keep you interested. The best thing about this graphic is that you are able to choose your very own colors for the buggy. Skills are captured by the stars and other various of items that you must hit. However, there is a health bar so if you manage to lose health then it is game over! Be careful to not to tilt too far or you may just blow up!

All the above can be played at Free-Games.net and can be found in their Car Games category!

The Increase In Popularity of Free Online Games

2011-08-17T07:18:00.000-07:00

Free online games have definitely become very popular. More and more people are beginning to play them online because they do not cost them anything at all. Flash games ,are just one of the most popular types of free games that is played online by millions every single day. There are thousands and thousands of flash games to choose from online. There are also many sites that offer people the chance to play them for free. Some of these games are for 1 player, while others are multi-player. This will allow people to play against other players online as well.

There is nothing required for players to play the game. All that you need to do is visit the site of your choice, play the game for free for as long as you wish. Some of these flash games include Plants vs. Zombies, and Angry Birds Online.These are just a couple of the very popular flash games that are played. Online flash games are extremely popular because you can find so much more on the net than you can anywhere else. It gives people leisure as well as relaxation. That is another reason why online gaming has become popular. People of all ages are playing these games from their computer.

You can log on and play whenever you want. There is no limit to how much you can play these flash games. People will never be able to complete the range of flash games that are available to them. New games are added almost every single day. Many of these flash games are also clones of the good old arcade favorites, which enables many people to play those online at free of charge. To be able to have so many benefits and advantages of these online games is probably the reason why so many people love them.

Kingdom Rush Game Review

2011-08-15T10:50:00.000-07:00

Kingdom rush game is a very exciting game that can be played online at no cost at all. Many people love flash games in particular because they are some of the best games to play ever. This is actually one of the latest free online tower games that you could actually play. This has definitely been a favorite for many people because there is so much that you can do with this game. This game can be played at many different websites. All that is required is that you be a registered member, that way you can log in and out at any time you please.

In this game, you will be able to select your towers and defend your base. You have to be able to fight off anything that comes your way such as knights, goblins, and other mythical creators. You will also need to look to upgrade your towers as well as your troops. You must do this if you want to get to higher levels. You can do as much as you would like to defend yourself. The higher the levels go,the harder things will become. This is something that you should remain aware of throughout the game playing.

Online tower defense games are very popular now a days. You will have to use your mouse to operate the games. The mouse will control all of your actions that you wish to take part in. In order to begin all of the action, you will need to click your mouse. You will be able to get the hang of it the more you play. It may be just a little bit challenging at first. It will get easier as you advance yourself into it. This game is easy to catch on to, and easy to play. You can download this game right on to your computer.

>> Play Kingdom Rush

Welcome!

2011-02-04T20:14:00.001-08:00

Hi guys,

Welcome to my blog bookmark the site and come back in the next few days to see the latest of my travel photos!